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    This is kind of eye opening.

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    jamesellsworth:

    new favorite human being.

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    the-vashta-nerada:

    my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

    as in 

    a class that teaches you how to climb trees

    let’s talk about the american education system

    isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

    I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

    And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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    mrsmelchiorgabor:

    the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

    some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

    (Source: roughedges1)

    I may be a guy. But I believe in fairy tale endings. Rae and I will have one. I’m sure of it.

    Yes we have “matching tattoos” and I’m not ashamed of it in the least bit. She got hers because I left and this would help her let me go. I got mine because I couldn’t let her go and wanted to be tied to her forever. Luckily and thankfully we made our way back to one another and are still together. I’m glad that I can call her mine. She truly is a blessing. I can’t breath without her. I can’t picture my life without her. She saved me from myself. With her I am whole. And without her I am nothing.

    I love you to pieces Rae.

    fuck-fuckity-fuckfuckfuck:

    And I will lay a bed before you; keep you safe until the end. @kid_judi #ladispute #tattoos #love

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